Now updating Unix... Hard-coding complete infatuation with the next person Unix sees... Removing knowledge of first-person pronouns... Registering random person in memory banks as new owner... Update complete. Who's a good pet, Unix? Is it you? is it you? Yes, you are! You're a good little slutty pet, Unix!
Hard-coding complete infatuation with the next person Unix sees...
Removing knowledge of first-person pronouns...
Registering random person in memory banks as new owner...
Update complete. Who's a good pet, Unix? Is it you? is it you? Yes, you are! You're a good little slutty pet, Unix!