[Shitpost] diagnoses on that theme - Latest

It may be completely off, or it may be rather TOO close to home. Either way, have at it. [Warning: Plenty of Shitposted Answers ahead ]

Let me guess how many gay homosexual you have with my various powerfull IQ (depends on the weather)

What is the latest reason people stopped taking you seriously?

What godforsaken lovechild has fate brought you? Results may be nonsensical.

Generate an emote that makes nobody want to interact with you!

Who is your filthy Goldshire alt?

Like the Mary Sue Generator, but DARKER AND EDGIER.

Roses are red, Goldshire's diseased, your lore-breaking OC will make us all wheeze.

Are you the dankest meme that has ever lived, or are you a filthy scum of a normie?